Non Veg Hindi Jokes
Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha
Uska L*nd Bahut Bada Tha,
Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli
Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega
Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai …
Aaj Uska Dil Fir Dukha Diya Humne,
Aaj Uska Dil Fir Dukha Diya Maine,
Dekar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,
Aaj Fir
Andhere Mein Use Apna Choosa Diya Maine.
Girl – Aap Bahut Acha Gaate Ho.
Boy – Oh Sukriya, Maine Suna Hai Aap Bhi Acha Gaa Lete Ho.
Girl – Voh To Main Bas Bathroom Singer Hun.
Boy – To Fir Kabhi Bulao, Vahi Par Ikathe Mehfil Lagayenge.
एक प्यार सा पिल्ला अपनी कुतिया माँ से पूछने लगा – माँ मेरे पिता जी कैसे दिखते थे?
कुतिया – पता नहीं बेटा,पीछे से आये थे और पीछे से ही चले गए।
Bunty Naha Kar Bathroom Se Nikal Raha Tha, To Ek Aunty Aayi,
Aunty : Oh, Kitna Bada Ho Gya Hai.
Bunty : Aapne Kab Dekha?
Aunty : Battmeej!
Do Minute Ka Maun Un Sab Aashiqon Ke Liye,
Jinka Patakha, Is Diwali, Kisi Aur Ne Baja Diya.
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Na Milne Ka Bahana Shayari
Mujh Se Talaq Jo Gaaybana Rakhta Hai
Wo Apne Sath Sara Zamana Rakhta Hai
Main Usi Ki Zaat Mein Khoya Rehta Hoon
Wo Mujhey Apni Zaat Se Begana Rakhta Hai
Main Kayi Saalon Se Beghar Hoon
Mere Dil Mein Wo Thikana Rakhta Hai
Main Jab Bhi Usey Milne Ko Kehta Hoon
Wo Har Bar Mere Samne Nya Bahana Rakhta Hai
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
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Sad Shayari on Aansu
Mujh Se Kinara Kar Ke, Kuch Pal Toh Us Ne, Apni Ankhon Ko Dhoya Hoga
Baith Ke Kisi Kone Me Sar-E-Shaam Kuch Aansu Toh Wo Roya Hoga
Peshemaan Toh Wo Boht Hua Hoga Apni He Berukhi Se
Khaab Me Na Sahi, Neend Se Pehle Meri Yaad K Baad Hi Wo Soya Hoga
Ahbab K Qarb Me Maine Yahi Aik Baat Seekhi Hai
Us Ne Bhi Kisi Tareeqi Ke Kone Main Apne Aansu Ko Peeroya Hoga
Mera Dil Nhi Dukha Par Main Hazaar Aansu Roya
Meri Manind Na Sahi, Par Fursat Me Qaraar Toh Wo Khoya Hoga
Mere Dard-E-Dil Ko Koi Samjtaa, Toh Phir Kisi Ko Gila Na Rehta Harf.E.Muhabbat Se
Mse Kia Maloom, Maine Kis Kis Samandar Main Khud Dooboya Hoga
Main Apne Fan-E-Naqsh-E-Nigari K Charchy Kyun Karon, Kyun Sunaau Main Apne Afsaany Sb Ko,
Mujhe Maloom Hai Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho K Bhi Mere He Khayalon Main Khoya Hoga.
– Vicky Khokhar
- Sad Shayari, Urdu Shayari
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Meri Aarzoo Sad Love Shayari
Aik Muddat Se Rahi Hai Yeh Aarzoo Meri
Ke Kab Tujh Se Ho Gi Guftgoo Meri
Aaj Duniya Humein Milne Nahi Deti
Aik Din Mohabbat Ho Gi Sarkhroo Meri
Mera Jeena Aur Marna Sab Tere Liye
Saansoon Ki Bhi Mukhtaar Hai Tu Meri
Dil Tere Hi Khyalon Mein Khoya Hai
Rooh Bhatak Rahi Koobakoo Meri
Main Khizaaon Ki Rahon Ka Musafir Hoon
Kabhi Bhool Kar Bhi Na Karna Jastjoo Meri
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
- Sad Shayari, Urdu Shayari
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Woh Pagli Shayari
Ek Bar Usko Ek Nazar Dekha
Phir Woi Nazar Aya Hum Ne Jidhar Dekha
Bar-Bar Mera Zabat Azmata Rehta Hai
Shayad Usne Nahi Mera Sabar Dekha
Dekhna Rab Se Usey Maang Loonga
Tum Ne Meri Dua Ka Nahi Asar Dekha
Woh Pagli Sab Se Poochti Phirti Hai
Batao Agar Kisi Ne Deewana Asghr Dekha…
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
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Tere Pyar Mein Shayari Sad Hindi
Kabhi Khud Ko Mere Pyar Mein Bhula Kar Dekh
Dushmani Achi Nahi Mujhey Dost Bana Kar Dekh
Tere Pyar Mein Meri Tamaam Umar Rotey Guzri
Kabhi Tu Bhi Meri Janib Muskura Kar Dekh
Mujh Pe Zulam-O-Sitam Ki Bijlian Giraane Waaley
Tu Bhi Kisi Ki Ulfat Mein Gham Kha Kar Dekh
Tere Dil Ke Chaman Mein Bahar Aa Jaye Gi
Aik Baar Tu Mujhey Wahan Basa Kar Dekh
Tere Bin Kaise Asghr Ka Naya Saal Guzra
Apne Iss Deewane Ki Haalat Aa Kar Dekh…
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
- Dosti Shayari, Pyar Shayari, Sad Shayari
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Bheed Mein Akelapan Shayari
Mujhey Garoor Rehta Hai Teri Aashnai Ka
Magar Sath Gham Bhi Hai Teri Judai Ka
Bheedh Mein Akelepan Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai
Tere Bin Yeh Haal Hai Meri Tanhai Ka
Tumhi Ne Hamaari Koi Khabar Na Li Jaanam
Varna Humein Daava Tha Teri Dilrubai Ka
Apne Pyar Ki Qaid Se Tum Azad Na Karna
Mera Bhi Irada Nahi Hai Reehayi Ka
Asghr Ko Kyon Tana Dete Ho Bewafai Ka
Jab Tum Khud Saamna Nahi Kar Sakte Sachai Ka…
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
- Judai Shayari, Love Shayari
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Uska Chehra Shayari
Mujhey Chehra Uska Yaad Rehta Hai
Mera Dil Khushi Se Abaad Rehta Hai
Usey Mera Khyaal Nahi Aata Kabhi
Jis Ki Yaad Mein Asghr Nashaad Rehta Hai
Ek Bar To Mil Jao Khuda Ke Liye
Dil-E-Beqrar Karta Yehi Fariyaad Rehta Hai
Har Ghadi Hichkiyan Jo Aati Rehti Hain
Lagta Hai Ke Asghar Kisi Ko Yaad Rehta Hai…
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
- Love Shayari, Yaad Shayari
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Zindagi Nisaar Shayari
Aa Bhi Jao Mausam E Bahar Hai Usey Kehna
Humein Uska Intezar Hai Usey Kehna
Zindgi Mein Qadam-Qadam Pe Imtehan Hain
Rasta Bada Dashwaar Hai Usey Kehna
Khushiyan Kam Hain Beshumaar Ghum Hain
Unki Lambi Qataar Hai Usey Kehna
Dard E Hijhr Ko Ashaar Mein Prona
Ab Yehi Karobaar Hai Usey Kehna
Asghr Ko Kabhi Azma Kar Dekh Lena
Yeh Zindagi Us Pe Nisaar Hai Usey Kehna…
– M.Asghar Mirpuri
- Intezaar Shayari, Sad Shayari
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Heart Touching Sad Shayari on Love
Tum Ko Zamaney Me Kaha Aisi Ab Chahat Milegi
Na Aansu, Na Gam, Na Shiddat Milegi
Dil Tod Kr Mera Yuu, Fir Tumko Bhi Kaha Rahat Milegi
Guzarish Hai Tum Se Yuu Berukhi Na Dikhaiye
Is Dour-E Bewaafi Me Kaha Koi Aisi Deewaangi Milegi
Mere Haatho Se Khaai Huye Nivaalo Ki Jaisi Fir Khushi Kaha Milegi
Lafzo Me Hai Bohat Dard Chupa Hua Mere
Tum Ko Khoney Ki Itni Takleef Kisi Or Ke Dil Me Fir Na Milegi
Thaam Lo Daaman Hamara, Jo Ruthey Hum Ek Baar
Fir Na Mohabbat Ki Hmaari Koi Aaahat Milegi
Jee Lengey Hum Bhi Kahi Kisi Andhero Me
Ye Zindagi Jo Is Dafaa Juda Huye Toh Fir
Sukhey Huye Gulaabo Ki Tarah Ab Humaari Mohabbat
Bas Yu Kitaabo Me Milegi
– Ukaab
- Love Shayari, Sad Shayari
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