Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Ek Pagal Nanga Bazar Mein Ghoom Raha Tha

Uska L*nd Bahut Bada Tha,

Ek Aurat Ne Dekha To Boli

Hamara Desh Tarakki Kaise Karega

Saare Kaam Ke Admi To Pagal Hai …


Aaj Uska Dil Fir Dukha Diya Humne,
Aaj Uska Dil Fir Dukha Diya Maine,

Dekar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,
Aaj Fir
Andhere Mein Use Apna Choosa Diya Maine.


Girl – Aap Bahut Acha Gaate Ho.
Boy – Oh Sukriya, Maine Suna Hai Aap Bhi Acha Gaa Lete Ho.
Girl – Voh To Main Bas Bathroom Singer Hun.
Boy – To Fir Kabhi Bulao, Vahi Par Ikathe Mehfil Lagayenge.


एक प्यार सा पिल्ला अपनी कुतिया माँ से पूछने लगा – माँ मेरे पिता जी कैसे दिखते थे?
कुतिया – पता नहीं बेटा,पीछे से आये थे और पीछे से ही चले गए।


Bunty Naha Kar Bathroom Se Nikal Raha Tha, To Ek Aunty Aayi,
Aunty : Oh, Kitna Bada Ho Gya Hai.
Bunty : Aapne Kab Dekha?
Aunty : Battmeej!


Do Minute Ka Maun Un Sab Aashiqon Ke Liye,
Jinka Patakha, Is Diwali, Kisi Aur Ne Baja Diya.

Na Milne Ka Bahana Shayari

Mujh Se Talaq Jo Gaaybana Rakhta Hai
Wo Apne Sath Sara Zamana Rakhta Hai

Main Usi Ki Zaat Mein Khoya Rehta Hoon
Wo Mujhey Apni Zaat Se Begana Rakhta Hai

Main Kayi Saalon Se Beghar Hoon
Mere Dil Mein Wo Thikana Rakhta Hai

Main Jab Bhi Usey Milne Ko Kehta Hoon
Wo Har Bar Mere Samne Nya Bahana Rakhta Hai

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Sad Shayari on Aansu

Mujh Se Kinara Kar Ke, Kuch Pal Toh Us Ne, Apni Ankhon Ko Dhoya Hoga
Baith Ke Kisi Kone Me Sar-E-Shaam Kuch Aansu Toh Wo Roya Hoga

Peshemaan Toh Wo Boht Hua Hoga Apni He Berukhi Se
Khaab Me Na Sahi, Neend Se Pehle Meri Yaad K Baad Hi Wo Soya Hoga

Ahbab K Qarb Me Maine Yahi Aik Baat Seekhi Hai
Us Ne Bhi Kisi Tareeqi Ke Kone Main Apne Aansu Ko Peeroya Hoga

Mera Dil Nhi Dukha Par Main Hazaar Aansu Roya
Meri Manind Na Sahi, Par Fursat Me Qaraar Toh Wo Khoya Hoga

Mere Dard-E-Dil Ko Koi Samjtaa, Toh Phir Kisi Ko Gila Na Rehta Harf.E.Muhabbat Se
Mse Kia Maloom, Maine Kis Kis Samandar Main Khud Dooboya Hoga

Main Apne Fan-E-Naqsh-E-Nigari K Charchy Kyun Karon, Kyun Sunaau Main Apne Afsaany Sb Ko,
Mujhe Maloom Hai Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho K Bhi Mere He Khayalon Main Khoya Hoga.

– Vicky Khokhar

Meri Aarzoo Sad Love Shayari

Aik Muddat Se Rahi Hai Yeh Aarzoo Meri
Ke Kab Tujh Se Ho Gi Guftgoo Meri

Aaj Duniya Humein Milne Nahi Deti
Aik Din Mohabbat Ho Gi Sarkhroo Meri

Mera Jeena Aur Marna Sab Tere Liye
Saansoon Ki Bhi Mukhtaar Hai Tu Meri

Dil Tere Hi Khyalon Mein Khoya Hai
Rooh Bhatak Rahi Koobakoo Meri

Main Khizaaon Ki Rahon Ka Musafir Hoon
Kabhi Bhool Kar Bhi Na Karna Jastjoo Meri

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Woh Pagli Shayari

Ek Bar Usko Ek Nazar Dekha
Phir Woi Nazar Aya Hum Ne Jidhar Dekha

Bar-Bar Mera Zabat Azmata Rehta Hai
Shayad Usne Nahi Mera Sabar Dekha

Dekhna Rab Se Usey Maang Loonga
Tum Ne Meri Dua Ka Nahi Asar Dekha

Woh Pagli Sab Se Poochti Phirti Hai
Batao Agar Kisi Ne Deewana Asghr Dekha…

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Tere Pyar Mein Shayari Sad Hindi

Kabhi Khud Ko Mere Pyar Mein Bhula Kar Dekh
Dushmani Achi Nahi Mujhey Dost Bana Kar Dekh

Tere Pyar Mein Meri Tamaam Umar Rotey Guzri
Kabhi Tu Bhi Meri Janib Muskura Kar Dekh

Mujh Pe Zulam-O-Sitam Ki Bijlian Giraane Waaley
Tu Bhi Kisi Ki Ulfat Mein Gham Kha Kar Dekh

Tere Dil Ke Chaman Mein Bahar Aa Jaye Gi
Aik Baar Tu Mujhey Wahan Basa Kar Dekh

Tere Bin Kaise Asghr Ka Naya Saal Guzra
Apne Iss Deewane Ki Haalat Aa Kar Dekh…

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Bheed Mein Akelapan Shayari

Mujhey Garoor Rehta Hai Teri Aashnai Ka
Magar Sath Gham Bhi Hai Teri Judai Ka

Bheedh Mein Akelepan Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai
Tere Bin Yeh Haal Hai Meri Tanhai Ka

Tumhi Ne Hamaari Koi Khabar Na Li Jaanam
Varna Humein Daava Tha Teri Dilrubai Ka

Apne Pyar Ki Qaid Se Tum Azad Na Karna
Mera Bhi Irada Nahi Hai Reehayi Ka

Asghr Ko Kyon Tana Dete Ho Bewafai Ka
Jab Tum Khud Saamna Nahi Kar Sakte Sachai Ka…

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Uska Chehra Shayari

Mujhey Chehra Uska Yaad Rehta Hai
Mera Dil Khushi Se Abaad Rehta Hai

Usey Mera Khyaal Nahi Aata Kabhi
Jis Ki Yaad Mein Asghr Nashaad Rehta Hai

Ek Bar To Mil Jao Khuda Ke Liye
Dil-E-Beqrar Karta Yehi Fariyaad Rehta Hai

Har Ghadi Hichkiyan Jo Aati Rehti Hain
Lagta Hai Ke Asghar Kisi Ko Yaad Rehta Hai…

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Zindagi Nisaar Shayari

Aa Bhi Jao Mausam E Bahar Hai Usey Kehna
Humein Uska Intezar Hai Usey Kehna

Zindgi Mein Qadam-Qadam Pe Imtehan Hain
Rasta Bada Dashwaar Hai Usey Kehna

Khushiyan Kam Hain Beshumaar Ghum Hain
Unki Lambi Qataar Hai Usey Kehna

Dard E Hijhr Ko Ashaar Mein Prona
Ab Yehi Karobaar Hai Usey Kehna

Asghr Ko Kabhi Azma Kar Dekh Lena
Yeh Zindagi Us Pe Nisaar Hai Usey Kehna…

– M.Asghar Mirpuri

Heart Touching Sad Shayari on Love

Love Letters

Tum Ko Zamaney Me Kaha Aisi Ab Chahat Milegi
Na Aansu, Na Gam, Na Shiddat Milegi
Dil Tod Kr Mera Yuu, Fir Tumko Bhi Kaha Rahat Milegi

Guzarish Hai Tum Se Yuu Berukhi Na Dikhaiye
Is Dour-E Bewaafi Me Kaha Koi Aisi Deewaangi Milegi

Mere Haatho Se Khaai Huye Nivaalo Ki Jaisi Fir Khushi Kaha Milegi
Lafzo Me Hai Bohat Dard Chupa Hua Mere
Tum Ko Khoney Ki Itni Takleef Kisi Or Ke Dil Me Fir Na Milegi

Thaam Lo Daaman Hamara, Jo Ruthey Hum Ek Baar
Fir Na Mohabbat Ki Hmaari Koi Aaahat Milegi

Jee Lengey Hum Bhi Kahi Kisi Andhero Me
Ye Zindagi Jo Is Dafaa Juda Huye Toh Fir

Sukhey Huye Gulaabo Ki Tarah Ab Humaari Mohabbat
Bas Yu Kitaabo Me Milegi

– Ukaab